Epic Movie

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We Know It's Big. We Measured.
Formats: ipod, divx
Genres: Comedy, Adventure
Year: 2007
IMDB Rating: 2.10
IMDB Votes: 11517
Actors: McDonald, Kevin as Harry Potter, Willard, Fred as Aslo, Carradine, David as Museum Curator, Hammond, Darrell as Captain Jack Swallows, Coolidge, Jennifer as White Bitch, Jimenez, Hector as Mr. Tumnus, Mays, Jayma as Lucy, Lehre, David as Ashton Kutcher Look-Alike, Cox, Tony as Bink, Alvarez, George as Ron, Campbell, Adam as Peter, Electra, Carmen as Mystique, Glover, Crispin as Willy, Chambers, Faune A. as Susan, Penn, Kal as Edward
The twisted minds of two of the six writers of 'Scary Movie' tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in 'Epic Movie.' The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican 'libre' wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a 'normal' resident of a mutant 'X'-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a 'G'). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.
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Yes, I knew it would be stupid. It may be stupid, but fun. I will not go into depth about what it was stupid and unfunny, I do not want to repeat the obvious. The snake eats its tail when it comes to this travesty. However, there are some things you expected from this film: Epic Movie that is not laughing: 1. Imitation, at least, "Saturday Night Live" quality (not that that is asking too much). -Um. No. This DVD film Epic Movie even see Darrell Hammond as an amateur (and I think it is a very talented comedian). What the hell was with Samuel L. Jackson? 2. Today. The previews showed some scenes of fairly recent movies. -Eh ... Punk'd? Scarface? "I just saved money on my car insurance? What, no Tom Cruise jumping on a couch? 3. Touchstone cameos by "real" celebrities, ala Dr. Phil in Scary Movie 4. -No. Nothing. Zilch. Unless you count Crispin Glover doing a bad Johnny Depp doing wrong ... Johnny wait, see, I told these Parodies were eating its own tail. 4. Well, I'll admit, I expected Laughs. STUPID laugh, but something! Whenever there is any laughs? -I did laugh at some of Jayma Mays (Lucy) reactions. I would like to see her in another movie. Any other movie. Any other movie. Well, officially I have lost enough of my life in this stupid, useless, sub-Date Movie movie. I resolve never to speak again.
Save your money! Save your eyes and ears of the indignity of seeing or hearing this movie. Any jokes that were thought up a line, which quickly became all the scenes and musical numbers, which kill both ideas stone dead. Cut the sound in the show I saw. Interestingly, this made the experience less awful for about ten minutes as they did not have to hear the terrible dialogue - the public is best jokes themselves. The study advised that it would be better to release a single DVD of this, and microwave.
I do not think I laughed even once. This DivX film Epic Movie was clear backlog (and not in a fun way.) I am a fan of dumb, face down, stupid movie, but I did not even crack a smile. The best part of the Epic Movie Comedy movie was the trailer for Reno 911: Miami. Please do not support this garbage. My friends and I walked out of the room wondering how this Epic Movie Comedy movie became a reality. What DVD film Epic Movie executive would have thought this was funny. Is obviously a big-budget Epic Movie Comedy with expensive sets and effects. He was number 1 for the weekend shows that the number of idiots there are out there. There were even some players in this fun, Fred Willard IE, even he could not save this terrible, terrible movie.
Why is this classified as a comedy movie? I'm pretty sure a Epic Movie film should contain at least some reason the mood to celebrate the ranking. Seriously, I got more laughs from me Schindlers List. Furthermore, an important note about the satire, not a satire mockumentary character. It really defeats the purpose and suggests that not understanding the joke of the original material. Which, if any, there is no room for an increase above their station as "nobody believes that it is worthwhile to make a feature Epic Movie movie satire. I would have been less offended if the money used to make this DVD film Epic Movie have been used to make oatmeal inexpensive alternative based on the orphans. 1 / 4 of a star would be too generous. But I am not allowed to provide less than 1.
So I have been informed this was going to be totally out of left field and so far from its release of parodies of other movies ... but my lord! I walked out in about 50 minutes ... after my wife woke me up ... said that he slept for 10 minutes. I would have felt bad for other users ... however, my party of 9 ... no other DVD movie Epic Movie viewers. It's really a waste of my time and money. I will never return. True, the only real highlight for me was Crispin Glover's version of Willy Wonka, while dancing to "Fergilicious. Please understand that this is my opinion and I am sure that one day when I'm belligerently drunk ass and got my 90 minutes of my life to waste, only this DVD movie Epic Movie can give a second chance. Well, that's a lie, I probably will not. If you do insist on seeing this movie, please be sure to inhale a large quantity of hashish and perhaps a drop or two of acid. This mixture should make the film: Epic Movie bearable.

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